Plus one.
So I decide that I want to do a little soloing. I jump in my Stabber (I’ve got a thing for Stabbers) and I’m screwing around looking for trouble. Maybe I can find a solo T3D? No joy. I head back after a few jumps and am in my home system when I get intel that a 30, no 100, no there is a 150 man gang rolling up the pipe.
Goons. Time to get out of the way, I think.
I’m on the gate, aligned to the station, Shooting the bull in TS with KT. I’m not paying attention to local.
Flying stupid.
Next thing I know, I’m pointed by a pair of Stilettos. Local spikes.
That was fast.
[01:30:50] Bert Aneirin > Harrow
[01:30:52] Reggie Thistleton > You’re done kiddo
[01:30:53] Perfect Pew > SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA
[01:30:56] Xeranes > HELLOOOOOO
[01:31:01] Randy Chad > you fucked up
[01:31:02] Minty Aroma > howdy
Oops.
So I lock them up, start shooting them with RMLs and my ACs. Launch drones. Local spikes. I turn on my MWD. They are smart, keeping range. I don’t bother trying to point them back. I’m going to need my cap later when this goes to crap.
[01:31:23] Reggie Thistleton > You have fucked up
He might be right.
Come on, Bren, let’s see some of the pilot shit.
Stay cool, dude, okay? The guy I am shooting doesn’t like the DPS, he drops point and drags away the drones. I switch DPS and drones to his brother.
A metric ton of dudes land on the gate. Is that a Sabre? Time to get out of Dodge. I overheat the MWD. The second Stiletto decides he doesn’t like the DPS either and drops point. I check myself: I don’t want to warp to the station with aggression and get my ass kicked in, so I realign and go to a safe.
[01:31:32] Reggie Thistleton > You have fucked up now.
[01:31:35] Bren Genzan > I dont think I fucked up at all actually
[01:31:45] Marle Audeles > smug
I don’t think it’s that it’s all that smug. If it was just a pair of inties and the gang wasn’t in local, I might have stuck around a bit longer. Still, I am very pleased that I didn’t get dog-piled by 150 guys intent to help me out of my cruiser.
[01:31:49] KlM KARDASHlAN > hey, in his defence it’s literally the only OUCH member i’ve ever seen that isn’t just camping a gate and warping off when more than 1 person goes thoguh
[01:31:51] KlM KARDASHlAN > *through
[01:31:51] Undiene Chambers > HOW DROP O CLOCK, not
We probably wouldn’t run if we could find a small gang to fight, but that’s Eve. Beggars can’t be choosers. And since I’m not one to talk a lot of smack, I show some courtesy.
[01:32:10] Bren Genzan > thanks for thew fight
[01:32:27] KlM KARDASHlAN > did you get anyone?
[01:32:38] Bren Genzan > I dont think so, unfortuantely
Would have been nice to kill at least one of those Stilettos. But considering that I was flying stupid, I’ll call it a win that I got out with my ship intact.
They did scoop your drones, Bren.
Yeah. I’m a bad mother.
Minus one.